Is Your Car Luxurious?

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
05/06/2016 at 15:52 • Filed to: Luxury Features

Does it have chrome caps on the sideview mirrors that are the sex? No?! I’m not understanding...is it even a “vehicle” without them? I mean if your caps are black, body-colored, custom designed, or carbon-fiber then you kinda missed the train to getting laid ervaryday, brah! I’m just saying, scientific fact, every owner of a vehicle with chrome capped mirrors is getting dat snu snu bi-weekly. MINIMUM! Some maybe even on Thursdays when nothing is on!! (That’s how you know it’s on)! Ever notice that owners of chrome capped mirrors always walk with a limp? Too much hot-rodding, if ya know what I mean.

DISCUSSION (11)

CalzoneGolem > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 15:54

Hoccy > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 16:02

My car has chrome mirrors. Not the shiny plastic type.

It’s not luxurious.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 16:05

um ok

Kinja'd!!!

Wobbles the Mind > Hoccy
05/06/2016 at 16:05

Hey it’s alright, someone has to make the fries!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 16:10

I prefer my body colored ones

Nibbles > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 16:11

In that case, my 1995 Dodge Dakota is luxurious. Not only are the mirror housings chromed, they’re entirely chrome!

Justin Hughes > Wobbles the Mind
05/06/2016 at 16:18

No joke, my friend who until recently has a Nogaro Blue 2001 Audi S4 Avant had her mirrors stolen in her driveway one night. They were chrome, which was part of the sport package on that car.

It was also luxurious.